Saturday, January 20, 2007

Give me strength

I heard 27 is the average age that dudes commit suicide, i know thats how old Mr Cobain was when he famously blew his brains out. My gran is going into hospital to get something minor done and then staying here to recover but something tells me she wont be able to go back home, knowing Lewisham hospitals record with the old folks. I spent my 27th birthday in a surreal environment. Tip toeing around my house so as not to disturb my parents who have both got some awefull bug that leaves them groaning, green zombies, wandering around, dropping unconscious and spontaneously projectile vomiting. I really hope i don't get it.

Here's the photo quota. The rundown goes like this, Alex escaping the stress of trying to get a run in on a Tuesday with a 180 over a chair, Stan and Stan's bike posing before the super tight mini, Ted Nothing on Teddy's style 43 themed bike, ooo dat fool?, "Tom you look lost" "always", Pommefrite's!, Something about being able to predict when a dog will walk around the corner like a hitler lookalike might say when on day release, Like the taste of goats cheese will make you blurt out "it tastes like arse" infront of your French hosts and other guests at the Chateau maison O'hohihohiho!, Jungle theme'd "jungle!" ledge/rail combo, Its all about me, Barge and tugboat on a gloomy sunday... on a thursday, you'll find it in the most unlikelyest of places, easier to ride than that bloody miniramp, eye's on the prize.

I wish i could actually put these captions next to the photo's but that'd take away the challenge of assoiciation for my two dedicated readers, That chippys frankenstein, you know Old Pinny and his matey Jiminney whatsit. Hi didilee dee...












Sunday, January 07, 2007

Cunts!Monkey cant handle it,
need to check to the run up again,
puddle duck well Swan then,
nice downward right to left 180 curved wall and smelly fox,
Need to wax this and take off my hubguard,
15 minutes riding £12 trade!,
Fox not clearing the new years eve fairy mince height bar,
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1st soalr powered traffic island in not so blackheath.

We have a new fancy flat monitor but cant seem to match the resolution to the monitors one what do i need to do?. Get a new graphics card that'll support multiple screen resolutions?. Install Xp professional?. Or something else more simple. Also since i reinstalled xp we've lost sound capabilitys. The drivers seem to be there, we dont have a soundcard but that did'nt seem to matter before, any ideas internerds?. And lastly does anyone have a pc goin cheap?. Since our old monitor is goin spare and were getting wireless i might as well try'n sort out my own pootar. Then i'll beable to blog to your little digital hearts content without having to wait weeks for my siblings to finnish their dissertations. Thank you and please respond to any of my quibbles or just to chat shit, by commenting on this post if you do not have my email address.








Thursday, January 04, 2007

A new low

I have a demon seed version of myself lurking on the shite site for posers and prositutes join me in the revelry in this quagmire that is myspace

The bike show

A while ago i heard this show where the presenters are riding around London town visiting various bike related things and commenting on what they saw and thier experiences of london on a bike, when they pass through Wandsworth roundabout and bump into a bunch of bmxers sessioning there and talk to one mr James Smith if i remember rightly, i could be wrong i hav'nt been able to listen to it for some time cos my puter has no sound. Is it the wethepeople team cos i'm sure he mentions germans. The bike show on resonance for those with patience and an open mind which excludes a few people i know but give it a chance. mp3 ere
The shows pretty interesting from time to time and is'nt just bike nerd stuff like this "sideways bike" its got music sometimes to break things up too, not the sound of people that procastinate too much panting whilst riding round town and getting audiably annoyed at traffic is'nt fun to listen to out of context. I think the guy in the pic has his trousers taped up with packing tape if having a wing mirror attached to your helmet is'nt enough to gain the respect of your fellow weirdy beardy.

Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Winter produce


This winter has been eventfull. Here are some things that require some bike attention and the bounty from some days out and about before the Christmas exess of forced conversation.










Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Chrise's Photo's









Mike Emde took us to this guys front yard ramp set in some bit if pine forest. He travelled around showing us spots and shot a few pics along the way. Here are just a few. For more check out http://www.backyard-trails.eu/
Yes he has trails in his backyard too, lucky dude. Thanks again for letting us hangout, ride and eat at your place, you know we'll stop by if were in town again.

Monday, December 11, 2006