The Optic Vortex

warming up

2011-04-05T04:25:00.000-07:00

Catching up with Ruben from joe rich on Vimeo.

outactyourage

2011-01-04T14:30:00.000-08:00

Would you fuck a unicorn?. Of course but unicorns are eunuch 's, its in the name!. Unicorn cock is such a sort after commodity they're sat pickled in jars on the mantles of the loveless everywhere.

Why would i be the last?...What do men know?...Because they have seen no Unicorns for a while does not mean we have all vanished. We do not vanish. There has never been a time without unicorns. We live forever. We are as old as the sky,. Old as the moon. We can be hunted and trapped,we can even be killed if we leave our forests, but do not vanish. Am i truely the last?

cutie pie

pregnancy

2010-12-05T16:45:00.000-08:00

Patterns
emotional blunting?

salt of the masses

yawn wall

2010-10-31T16:17:00.000-07:00

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Sainkho Namtchylak

steaming vein clusters boiling structures for de inifinitum in consequence plateaued re branded and plagerised taking morality for a walk to talk buisness and alligence. converse in silence hide the third eye let the whel that would help you stand alone rest sleep hibernate and construct the truth the pace of time has left behind. The clock has wings and will fly through dimentions this induced dimentia can chase. I feel your resonant freqency i see it and there fore can mapout against my own the time scale for our positive interaction and with a compassionate understanding of infinity as concious units engageing and commenting through a quieting of the internal chatter and deliberate slowing of action and thought process i know how safe i have chosen here. The personality triats and combination of pysicalitys i see in you from others ive obverved as closely is where this accentuated sense of purpose comes into play. Here we can unravel it all...

mmmmm

2010-10-02T13:06:00.000-07:00

Thats all...

2010-09-29T15:39:00.000-07:00

Go to PropsBMX.tv for more videos.

grow up, die down

2010-08-25T11:25:00.000-07:00

Derek Nelson Welcome to Tree Flow! from Tree Bicycle Co. on Vimeo.

Holeshot
Did you ever hear the story about the man who taught his asshole how to talk
heart attacks or fun?
something about a vanity ruler to compare dick length of the ego and self, i dunno im bored of anal sister scissor saftey letchure vulture culture. Grow like a mould act like a square penised nose jazz flute and soak it all up. peggy sue got married and all i got was a "binned" t shirt. Wear it like a ghost costume,
the dead can still die.
fuck off

COURIER SUICIDE

2010-07-28T02:01:00.001-07:00

TOO LATE LIMP DICK, WELCOME TO THE DEAD ZONE

2010-04-04T12:23:00.001-07:00

Im still listening to some of the DECIBEL BREACH archived shows occasionally. Its back for 3 nights on resonancefm at the end of this month.

Bone Deth 'Surfin' For The Ugly Broads' The Movie Trailer from babysabbath on Vimeo.

Waybuloo W
Steampunk
DICEY MIKEY

EYE N ZORN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loc9xScMFYA&NR=1&feature=fvwp

too veiny to not make noise me lady snake raincloud fearer. Its not injoke KZzzsaarrkittycataKkclitjizzlizzArrrdisms take me anywhile you can. Quit quitting the false divorce smiley eyes, there comes a time for antianti to put down the antiup dirty bitchfaced cantelever twitchers. No ones watching, not even me i promise ill put away the pervert for a handshake...on the cock.

Shhhh zip it KKKKKXXXXDDXXXMMMMafffARHAARZZZZ----^/v<>--------------------------------------------------...

2010-04-01T06:04:00.000-07:00

Chaos tree

2010-01-16T13:53:00.000-08:00

Beautiful Chaos
The silence of Fractal science is deafening

Do not trust others,
expect the worst from them.
arse gravy

Doodlebug

2009-12-20T13:47:00.000-08:00

hood antics presents: a session with Steven Hamilton from Rob DiQuattro on Vimeo.

Sailing
My other bike is a bitch
Youre such a stinking dirty homeless waste. Fuck a humbug!
Reinstate your nobody outlook
You'll be needing a licence for that pen then
The word doodle first appeared in the early 17th century to mean a fool or simpleton
faux po faced monsters are no hangover cure,
gutteral clutter utterance more than words allow like a aloofer rapping the chrimbo rape stake to the hearts and diamonds ride it out,
shake it off,
sweat the cunt into next tuesdays analyzing session.
Anyalise me, im natural A natural fucker!. Cheap crass dark emphasis on the sphincter.
Jizz on a chandelier,
rape a zebra,
chase a crackhead through a feild of used needles,
its Christmas for fucks sake.

where's mickey williams?

2009-12-09T03:21:00.001-08:00

DSC_2673, originally uploaded by bliinkpix.

Brix 2 Brix a while ago, when i still had hope and muscle.

Me me mmmmmeeee

QUICK CATCH THAT TASH
Ghostly gooch

when we gonna catch up? +AA&%+=/>_~{#$£"---

2009-11-11T02:17:00.000-08:00

Whats the verdict?
Awaiting the judgement sirens silent screams, hoping for the pillow talk subsidence. Pesky demons will devour this mouse house.
FIND your MIND IN the GUTTER
Cannabis psycosis: Fuck it, its jus somebody else to talk to innit?.
Evil violent penis party's, we're rousing an ancient incest dormant aids demon. Ever hear the story about the man who treid to teach his asshole to talk?...
Withering cock molting mothra's magmma joining arms, tounges, vaginas, in a hapazzard attempt at homemaking dreamer smashing the bunoven in. How many mr self destructs do you have on that guestlist?. I feel like death and it felt me up in return for the anticipation.
Embarrassingly teenage like a drunk 13 year old,
inconsiderate,
self obsessed,
shoe gazing...Zzzz
Dont invite him to your party, he'll make you cockblock yourself and pissart the bed.
bad scene
bad vibe
bad bum bum toilet talk.
i hate boys
I need to retake my sats prepare and reapeir the seritionin silos for mygcse's and army navy of deja vu me back from foetal egg no ego ridden fly behind the plaster boarding the horseship your ladyboyship coffin bounce aroumd boombumbox and tear the nice guy a hole in the soul,
apologeece greace me south
, wax me awaning,
shoot me in the face,
kill me now

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rRSTE Lego

Autechre
c8 (head straght to razor pleasure by amboss for releventcy AND context)
Do you think theseaurus(?) saw us?.
im a riding joke. xono5phew!

Collide with a sketchy hairy cunt

2009-10-27T18:25:00.000-07:00

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Hell Yeah!

Hooper

Kaleidosketch
flappable bad apple sandwiches are making anger hunger less of a tight tolarence of stolen plastic explosives, prophetic arsepathetic acidic asthetics colliding olivia obalonging to oblivion babblefish king"what a con"dom bro hoe's. Outa here, right now, this second no apologys and no side glances fuck em and their chase the pride guise. There is no prize worth permeating malcontention permanance osmotically, sporadically, or full idiosyncroblanketbanalnationally. Stop the questions, im not the answer neither will i have it/ hidden up my short sleeves or under that pile of leaves there. She'll not be back, she'll destroy you and your memory of what your idealised vision of her was, maybe its for the best. You cant stop it you have no power and if you recognise no authority should you not negate the flexing of your own, no matter the quarms you'll have with the ignoramus's who dont read the signs. sour buzz, negative omissions, viscus discharge, cancerous violations, violent servitude, roadkill grandma.
I kmow its written all about my mask and none of you are within earshot or striking distance. Cat swinging is about all you could bear to offer in effort of compramise and i wouldnt have that. Fragility of fragrant vagrancy smells like old granny cocks wafted on hard windsock airwaaambulance turbulace tumbledry down a marter mask lost in a beardy cloudy whitey dreamy olde worlde. Where has all that vaugely divine infinity gone, i'll divinate it mate, make piles of perptuity, and flog it flog it till its tired old and bedraggled, keep it in my cock colon dungeon of hate untill its lost all its shine, its all innocuating innocence, a rotting child corpse ,a rainy day cash stash.

Look to the trees for guidence

2009-10-11T18:37:00.000-07:00

Riding in the warm and breezy mid October nights. My time is twilight to stargazing. Bats flapping in my face and shooting stars descending 1/8th of the hemisphere all while keeping my cadence, wearing the cartilage thin and jarring torn tendons. Mapping silhouettes of looming cranes, trees, silos, warehouses, tower blocks, and other unidentified lumps, rhomboids, and whisps of light through thier relationship of manuvers while in motion.
Take note. Make wild promises then self depreceation allegations for failire to comply to this pull, this unapreceated, uncromprimising playing in the viods. Avoid the drone zoids cash stash for apraisal and depreation of attention parasite playgrounds.

Spread the word the flowers whisper on you.

Which way madame?.
Fly home,
Hide and bide the tides to these alley cat hopefulls
Dont even dare to dream the power or metal morphotoitus
Pretend to posess
Impregnate all mutants and revel in your superior cutoffs
shoe days to navel nipple warts n all
Blow the fusebox off and refuse the pescatearian principles hands on.
Im having kittens!.

I see her eyes everywhere

nosey brown feild in a sinking zepplin

2009-09-18T17:20:00.000-07:00

On wheels of song

2009-09-18T16:08:00.000-07:00

Daisychain nosegays

2009-07-07T07:44:00.000-07:00

we've peaked, its all down hill from here but only if i head old homeward and it looks like that isnt happening from now on so summers always in your heart if you always wear shorts or words to that effect. Foxglove fever is over.

Solice /=or missing Saturns solstice

2009-06-03T02:59:00.000-07:00

Hawkwind

induce induce INDUCE
fermented mugwump juice before the days reduce.
21st of this month

Get rhythm/Sessioning the cheddar on the rebound

2009-05-27T16:06:00.000-07:00

12 weeks ago...

Its water filled wheelbarrow
galoshing wheelglut for gut stretch wrenches rushes tidal log roller coaster, like a drunkard leaden by football, like donkey and carrot trick sticks to the palate's definity of a divine purpose, to find the child in the tree.
Make me whole, make me a pancake battery charger ignoring bjorks call for anorexia self sufficiency suffragettes on looming knitting circles around the deadheading crowd.
Pause for a dirty paw's clause, deep in the trough pod sodomy god's Marketable food chain anylasystemical chemical reactionaire, to make up the double helix to felixtowing camping knitty kitty thievery rope weasel weavers.
Banal anality corresponds dispondant banana gravity shadow puppettearing me back seat packing crack to go again.

1 Bushel of earwig ear hair = 1unit measurement manure demure delivery a no go service ago go
'a gaga
kaka kiki kaa kaa.
Goo goo Goa, boohoo teehee haha!.

Liking the Lichen Seiben

Mindfuck buttercup, stress relief capital timeshare property comodity.
Play the missguided sense of loyalty card.

Air chance

Just doing the rounds

2009-03-22T03:22:00.000-07:00

Random Chronos spot check intervention.
Time ticks on..., clocks change er... today i think?. Go forward?. More reasonable waking daylight hours. taking it literally.

Random Chronos spot check intervention.

ere waaatsis oi ear

bloomin eckles cakes from the village idiom

2009-03-17T14:18:00.000-07:00

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I usually despise the absolutist attitude defiantly dreaming new space and impairment prosthetics. Neurasthenic galaxies untie united hemispheres spiralwize reveling in the unraveling of prophetic paisley profiteers. So its with a thorn in my side that i find a conceptual idea visualization breaking such fluxus like so many bales of flax. Bare with me, get nudey booby. im getting a chill, goose pimples and nipple erections for that unit... on the go. I digress.
Take my 2dimentional bicycle meanderings and prehaps intensity, (not cadence fuck that plethora of penis to the magazine recycleing bin). Trajectory, detours, doublebacks, alpha and beta waves graph it up assign medical boardroom standard pie chart color and outlay it vein like tentatively, exponentially reaching, growing, creeping.... oh bore off you snail trail. Sounds like viral networking to me. Its reverbarations feel especially decrepit since the molten moments smashed the decorum memorandum moratorium so spectacularly today splaterring sunrays sideways upways downways and diagonalways.
Another cataclysm of cascading coincidences brought us Lewis Floyd Henry's talents in sequence and headroom. Listen to the above,whlst on the Roam.

Know you're freak feind

2009-03-09T15:35:00.000-07:00

I used to get taken to knole park as a baby. Strange to see it from this perspective. But still feels familiar enough to be home.

Ron W

2009-03-05T14:41:00.000-08:00

Should still beable to get that 2hip trip vid somehwere.

Jehrico trombone

2009-02-23T14:58:00.000-08:00

Yup Ted is in this months mens health illustrating a fixie feature which is pretty good actully. My dad bought a copy and it has a training regime to get you fixie fit haha. He's in there doing a skid with a puncture in a cardigan hungover no doubt.

Shop 14 is open now i think. Its a fixed wheel shop that the fgl lot are supporting and vice versa. Its in the truman brewery just off bricklane. They got loads of bmx stuff in there too since thats the ways its all going. (EDIT!, THEY'VE GOT A BLOG NOW)
They went on a trip to germany recently and broke loads of bikes. They had a couple of yanks come over to ride and hangout.
SUBURBS CREW x FIXED GEAR LONDON x BRIGHT TRADESHOW 09 / FRANKFURT /// TRICKS EDIT from Androsky Knauer on Vimeo..
And rode in town a while before they went off. Old

But toilet graffiti cowards will save it yeah?.

Disguise disguise Made my day.
intuitive observation . mmm is that a box of frogs i see?

Mighty discombobulation

2009-02-15T14:52:00.000-08:00

Many are the hours ive carelessly thrown into the wasteparperooney recepticle staring at icicles, burncoalating more effort and time wasting meticulations, gesturing at data input clerical mononouvuorse norse princesses, and the confectionary bargain bin half hour. 20 apple turnover a newleafers for 8 times the price of the one you could'nt afford or need in the first place. Snacktastic. Sort it out luv.
Godamm you flikr im bloated and full of it. There's definatley been something jeezus freaky last friday the 13th.

Rhouoomatoize a combware catologue dressdownsizing adaptaionism Anarchist.

Attica

2009-02-13T16:14:00.000-08:00

A couple of weeks ago i got back from a tenday trip to athens with billy and joe. No hard and fast plans just an unknown hostel booked throguh hostelworld and some warmer weather expected. We got it and on our forst whole day hooked up with a local rider Nick who met up with us and kept us 3 entertained everyday. We saw and heard alot about what bmx is to them. Amazing rider built and scavenged ramp setups in wild locations.
Athens is built on the start of 3 or 4 mountain ranges so its crazy lanscape. We hooke dup with our old matey Nick Garafallos (?) (the origanal nick the greek) who drove us out to an isalnd and we rode a couple of concrete parks ate a feast of kings then drove offroad up a mountain and lit a fire in a cave on the top of the mountain and smoked it out. It was an amazing trip, big thanks to Nick for letting us stay with his folks, showing us around even though he's repairing from a horrific sounding ankle mangle.
To comfortably swim in the sea on my birthady which is in the offically most depressing month of the year was something else. Just everyday brought more and more dumbfoundingly alein experiences, its been hard to chill since i've been back. I think im chasing the next visit.
I'm sure Joe's got some pics that need to be seen and some that should be kept safe. He had a fancy new camera. Nick got a few gems too, so show me yours i've shown you mine (flickr),

The pro bro's are probably all seeing Larisa right now

Rescued Spiderman fish helicopter party

2009-02-07T17:20:00.000-08:00

Liquid sky

Zardoz

Zabriskie Point

Erazerhead

Tetsuo

Thrashin'

Amass Torrentzzzzzzzz trashy Chronos agitation, think hear on the wind something anything
& before space made morse code storage self deepthroat choking hazards of the info jaywalkytalky phenomenomenonandonandonandsaristotle
snowjoke

New Random

2009-02-01T14:46:00.000-08:00

Kungs revamped Random little while ago if you hadnt noticed. I know some popele have been looking for some stuff i've put on there since and cant find it cos the updates are coming faster, so here are links to a few things with a kinda description of their content.
Street furnature
Trench warfare, trails rant,pics and flickr link
another one down on the tally
new years stuff pa woods dvd, dagenhan panorama, and vid.
Here's a little vid i made of our day out to dagenham.

DaggyChrimboDaytripper/PortritofWoolwichferry from Thomasa James on Vimeo.

no hibernation

2009-01-28T14:52:00.000-08:00

We flew into the land of the gods, Eris lived up to her mode.
More nextime. Untill then...

Januarys photo diary

One day i'll reach a worth to deserve such a machine.

And yes all that was free of charge

All hail Dischordia

2009-01-08T16:28:00.001-08:00

she craaaazy

You should be ashamed of yourself

2008-11-28T10:37:00.000-08:00

1.Fire doesnt bother the whales neither does the rain or the lack of bridges. So burn any you come across and make build youre own if being fluid bores you. Thats bridges not whales
4. Dont question a double negative distractionary dickhead dictaphone dictionary reverse psychology avoidance hooray sly dog basically a cunt thief retaliation forced to watch kickboxer not la antenna fungi hating scum and nil by mouth regalize the need to party fucks.
5. I loved naked.
6.Interview the brainiacs down the lobster phone so youre not charmed schmoosed into jelly butternuts information reading plastic subjective neutralitys. Remember you have your own imagination so reality shocks the socks off those lizard tounged fuckers
8. Today numbers have only a random relationship to photos.

Immortal Coil

2008-10-25T04:56:00.000-07:00

Adi's done some drawings of me n me bro from some snaps of us he took at eod.

seeing stars through a pea soup telescopic understanding mulch? Patrick Moore has me agog. The Sky at night Hubble

Nasa They've found plenty of ice on Mars.
archive of the sky at night

You could have it all, my empire of dirt

2008-09-08T14:17:00.000-07:00

FLICKR

3MONTHSLATE

Creatins

2008-08-13T02:30:00.000-07:00

Go fish

2008-07-11T07:02:00.000-07:00

omega to alpha

2008-07-09T13:50:00.000-07:00

Vibe and context conspire a furious paranoid of second millennial flux. Irretrievable matter, lost to ignorance of self. Lag behind drag the urn to the cesspool of indecision. Imagine a living hell and conjure up a reality with the defeatist signpost leading the way down there. Antagonistic welts and boils, festering wounds, dry heavy bones, and claustrophobia.

There's no sacred time or place. The fluid and animate takes no president. Not even the rocks are safe from these trashy ideals, nothings inanimate enough to avoid the gears of industrial slavery. Its gotta be a vibrato, a humm, a wavlength the dogs cant hear. That alpha/delta brainwave inducing activity.

Genuine creativity.

No forced magmatism, digital demonification, bottled, or canned evils. Just the loving search for what glows black.

this is amazing

2008-05-27T04:41:00.000-07:00

WO m TH from TRACKUMA on Vimeo.

Melt

2008-05-26T11:44:00.000-07:00

Liquify all cyclists and we might have the gumption to run our lives for a couple of more days.

I will be part of what takes all this apart and not just a functioning organism. My nerve has no organic retrograde delusions. The fallen synapse map will etch a ghost of consequence to polarize the trees, spores and fungus into generating a yet unimagined oblivion. Taking the universal fluxus forward daily through so much more than this miasmal meandering into predictable malleable moments, tired discourse and direction.

What turned out to be a self portrait that got used for my 2hip bikes bio thing on their site?
Bee an insect

I designed a tattoo for a nurse, she wont get it done.

Dont let the middle class green cash'e of no carbon and green retreats turn you off there's a vague drive towards some kind of child intuition in the second part of this radio show

Change of status?

2008-05-26T10:17:00.000-07:00

Just getting that out of my system. Its been a 3 month constipation but things are functioning as per version 5 or there abouts. Eg literally nothing and visaully very little. Spats of spittle dribble and calm @ the vagrant to barking. A safe step from the samaritans he relies on, to see if the if the mice reply. Since they have no vehicle to run rings around the pace (or lack of) that a 10 degree day to day jump in temperate nature will grindstone one that lives on Superkestrel, that oh so special K, and in so many other syrups and tinctures.

I envy that spontiantey of action and vareity in expectation, if there were ever any cogs in that.

140KMPHBPMMPHDXMLSDIRCWTF?

2008-05-17T12:42:00.000-07:00

Get lost

where?

there

Into asylum

2008-04-30T06:36:00.000-07:00

mooose yak

2008-04-02T15:37:00.001-07:00

The new bjork video for wanderlust. Its been made in 3d so the 2d youtube version isnt gonna give it away but the jist is there. Emo mirror in the rucksack getting siamese contortionist while surfing down a wool river on a big yak thing. Yes

A new stereogram tribute to Bjork's Post is up for free download. Its basically a remix and redo album.
New portishead tune and vid. Sounds familiar.

Coast to Coast

2008-04-02T12:32:00.000-07:00

Its coming but its been put off twice already. My old knee wouldnt be able to handle the strain from my wonky freewheeling stance habit, contracted from Ruben in the intro montage of roadfools europe. So it was a good excuse for me to coerce my brother into helping me make a trailer for my mtb. We're getting fairly tech with the design and i'm getting cowboy with the construction since ive never welded before, but they're almost done now. Looks like the trip is gonna happen in the last week of May now,starting in liverpool, then manchester, leeds, finishing in hull, and taking in every where else inbetween, straight over the Pennines. If anyone wants to hook up with us along the way or has any suggestions for gems we should visit. Get in touch. This trip is Mark Westlake's baby, so whoever was thinking they wanted in on it we still need to synchronize calenders to make sure everyone is good to go. But the initial line up was Mark, little Smithy, Teddy, Jason Phelan (but Mark said he thought we were joking), Ted (my bro), and myself. But i think Vince Mayne was interested, and Mike said he'd book the time off work when we talked about it the other day so... Chris from Hotwheels said he'd be able to help us out with hotels which sounded a bit extravagant to me but you know what townies are like and it'll be more than welcome to have a solid base camp.
Ive just spent a fairly grueling week on a fixed gear bike in paris, (more on that later) but i'm really looking forward to this trip already. Just gotta put the finishing touches to the trailers, test em a bit, round up the troops, and hope that we can get our bikes n trailers on the train up to Liverpool and back from hull.

SOME KINDA FUCKING NIGHTMARE ROBOT DONKEY

2008-03-29T16:20:00.000-07:00

Too many bikes

2008-03-20T14:51:00.000-07:00

Stumpjumper

My brother Ted builds wheels. Lots of em, and plenty of weird patterns too. Here's his 48hole front wheel with a 4 twist and some raidial ones in there, i dunno but if you want something fancy or just a strong wheel of any size, make contact.

He won an event put on by the Trixie Chix called pisumo which is kinda like sumo wrestling on bikes. This was his prize!. An amazing poster with the girls posing fixing a puncture. Laminated and displayed in the fictional FGL shower.

I've been on a medical trial.

Having two bikes can be hassle

I need a trailer

I bought a steel frame so its strong enough to handle the weight of the trailer without breaking.
Is'nt that bike pretty.

More on the trailer and what i'm gonna be using it for soon.

A cumalative laxative

2008-02-26T04:25:00.000-08:00

More to come in the next day or so.

testing

2008-02-05T14:00:00.000-08:00

Dieing Legend and legandary death

2008-01-25T14:33:00.000-08:00

I remembered reading this article in dig a while back, before id ever bought a copy or even a bmx i think. The photo of this frisco fro'd guy in proper table position at a full 90 higher than id seen anybody else bunny hopping a bike obviously some time ago lured me in. The story is amazing rounded off with the most legendary death. Hes been my hero ever since, but now obvously being found dead sucking my own dick would just be pathetic and just sad cos id be emulating a great man. It'll probably draw less attention trying vanderolls and wearing neon so i'll honour him that way instead. Try it i dare you.

Read all about him and the curbdogs ere.

Acouple or random shots, one from about 2002ish maybe earlier me doing a turndown through a massive tuba..long story. My shrine to er er errrrrroblivion.

An offering

2008-01-09T14:02:00.000-08:00

I heard bliss was a myth

2007-12-27T16:57:00.000-08:00

Biff immortalized for 10 minutes before some gang of 10 year old tagging tourists from surray doodle over it.

My bro is now riding for charge bikes and living the dream.
This is a link to a really nice slideshow thing with Tom Lamarche. Of course 24 hours of bliss doesn't come cheap.
Large small things. The whisper resonance is perpetual.
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The vortex

2007-12-12T15:31:00.000-08:00

Word

Transferance doctrine

2007-12-05T14:44:00.000-08:00